“No, I am not joking this time.” I pleaded. “I have a story that will make congressional junkets to Curacao irrelevant.” “Of course, no problem,” I got that smug response that comes from an editor who thinks columnists can’t write real news stories. So please, to my readers, if this story ends up in my regular humour column. I am not joking around. I promise. US-based columnist Hesh Reinfeld’s tongue-in-cheek look at the world of business will appear regularly in WA Business News.